Which one is the Oldest Profession….. A good joke!!!

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Lets start 2016 with a smart joke:

A Medical Doctor, an Engineer and a Risk Manager were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world:
The Doctor started…..” Well, in the Bible, it says that God create Eve from a rib taken from Adam’s body. Thiw must have required surgery and so I can claim with a high degree of confidence “thats why mine is the oldest profession in the world”.

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The engineer responded and said: “But earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. this was the first and certainly the most impressive application of civil engineering. Therefore, dear Doctor, you are wrong: “mine is surely the oldest profession in the world!!!”.
The Risk Manager leaned back in his chair, smiled and then said confidently: “But, who do you think managed the initial Chaos?”

 

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